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Hi, Kale here. I'm expanding GUY, Inc. to epic proportions. GUY,Inc. now features a sister-site at Fortune City.Com. Hopefully, the larger server space will allow us to have a really phenomenal site! I just hope I don't screw it up like the last time I tried to use Fortune City (don't even get me started, but it was not their fault....)!

Hey, since we've got all this room and such low IQ's, maybe you could help us out. If you have any ideas or suggestions for GUY, Inc. (almost anything goes...), feel free to send them via email or try and catch one of us live via AOL's Instant Messenger from 12 PM to 12 AM Central Time.

If we like your suggestion(s), we'll post a special thank you on our site with your name on it!

(Sorry: Employees of FBI, CIA, KGB, NSA, NASA, AOL, and DEA and their immediate and somewhat distant families are inelligible. Employees of USMC, USAF, USN, HMSS, RAF, NOA, ILM, and SGI are automatically posted due to higher intimidation factor.)